CaddyCo's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cave of Wonders]

Oh nice :D

Great game! What's not to like??
Once I manage not to fall into the abyss, I'll be fan-fuckin-tastic :3
*Two thumbs up and a big toe*

[_Doodle_]

The game is fun

But I'm effin irritated with how the screen bounces all the damn time when you mess up.
The music probably added to that. Could you put some different selections for music? and don't make it bounce like that. I nearly blew my top.

[Journeys of Reemus: Ch 3]

I enjoyed the game very much :3

These point and click games can be addicting lol Especially when there are "medal gets" to obtain. One I can't seem to achieve is "The Passion of the Exterminator!"
For some reason, I just can't get it haha
Oh well, I'll figure it out.
Anyways, great game and I can't wait for the next one! These are truly fantastic. I love the story line, too.

[Another Small Favor]

This was easy

But still very entertaining. I admit, though, I was tempted to use the walk-through... Only a little ha-ha. Thanks for the great game! I can't wait for the third installment of "A Small Favor".

[Block Dodger]

Ha-ha

I lost almost every time. The game didn't really progress as I played, but it seemed to be hard in the beginning, even when I selected start easy! My suggestion would be to have different objects with different effects! One could be a "slow the blocks" "speed up" (you can have different names for them like "matrix" lol where you slow down and you can see the blocks a little easier) and have lives because I don't like just dying right away. Also, start out with a couple of blocks going North, South, East and west, then add more blocks per level... Which is another thing! There weren't really any levels! This could be great!
I like the colour variety for my mouse , but instead of it being a block, why not make it a triangle and have the colours less seizure prone. It wasn't difficult for me to distinguish between my mouse square, but others might have a problem.
:D
-CaddyCo-

masterlink950 responds:

Well as far as progressive difficulty, I have a a system in that makes it so depending on your score blocks come out a little faster, they dont move faster, but the come out more often. Also the whole "its too hard" thing is definitely dependent on the person. take the review below, he said easy was too easy and hard was just right, While you claim they are both too hard lol

[Pirate Cannonball]

Alright

This game was alright, but what I didn't like was there was no power gauge and I didn't like the fact that the over all direction wasn't depending on where I placed the crosshairs. I want to be able to control the direction of the ball. A couple of ideas would be to add a variety of guns, like rewards or have pirate 'booty' given after every level depending on how well you accomplished the game. I don't know if you're familiar with the iPhone game "ishoot" but there is an option where you can colour your tank a different shade or colour. Also, the crosshair, maybe have different options on that as well would be beneficial. I don't know what else to suggest at the moment, but over all, I think this is an alright game.

[Toss the Turtle]

I just can't seem to get burned by the sun

But, this is one of the most entertaining games I have played and the first that I've won so many medals on ha-ha! I feel so accomplished. Great job and congratulations on getting your trophies and your game being featured.
Thanks for the fun!
-CaddyCo-

[The Bar Pick-Up]

Seriously

Valuptuous women, plump women etc. may be disgusting to you, but need I remind you that big women are sexy to some men and it's not a God damn fetish and the guy isn't mental if he likes a big girl. To generalize your taste and apply that every guy is just like your shallow butt is repusling. Now, on critiquing this game, that was one of my BIG issues, second, I noticed the blonde girl had some "joint" problems. Her wrists were like the wooden model figures artists use in class to draw the body. Also, I agree with another guy, these questions were a bit cheesy, but I don't agree with going after a stupid girl. Take responsibility and if you know you're being down right dishonest and manipulating the situation and that girl just to sleep with her, I do NOT agree with that AT ALL. Don't use this on ANY girl. If she likes you and the feeling is mutual, fine, go ahead and do what you want at HER discretion. Also, the sound was low. I couldn't hear what the guy was saying and try explaining why the questions are red, yellow or green. I didn't catch the fact if they wer already mentioned, but so that they're clear, make sure you edit that. I understand that this game is nothing but sexual intentions and goals, but why not add some variety; direction. What do you want? Do you want a girl friend, a one night stand or a friend? It's up to you to do whatever you want with the sequal, but I am really disappointed in what words you used towards the chunky person and let me point out, the big girls facial features were way out of proportion with how you had her body. The double chin should have not been there because she's a reasonable size. Just let me get something straight, okay, some great girls are big woman and they're fantastic lovers, friends and just an over all great people. I really am disappointed. Treating big women, or any one or women for that matter, like they're less than human or like they're just plain, unfeeling animals is (even if it is a just a game) wrong.

You could have done such a wonderful job with this, but you lost my appeal.

[{Survival Pong}]

Could have been much better

Sometimes the old school can be passed on as the new school because Old School is sweet, but being how much technology has progressed the past 30 years, I think it wouldn't hurt to actually make it a bit modern, but still with that Old School touch. Plus, although I understand where some are coming from, telling you that the same variety over and over again is lamo isn't going to help. I suggest that you try to just let your imagination flow and instead of pushing to try and figure a scheme out to make it hard, interesting and challenging, just let it come to you. WHen you're out and about, just try and pay attention to things that might have something to do with ping pong. Also, instead of just having one stage like this, come up with different stages, with different songs. That way you have to come up with different kinds of challenges, see? Just let it flow. You'll figure it out.

-CaddyCo-

[The Interrogation]

First off

I love that you used Erik Satie as the background music. Gnossiennes is one of my favourites out of his compositions, Gymnopedie is my first favourite... Anyways, I love how this was constructed. Well done. The animation I'm not really fond of, but over all, this was good.